This is the retard girl down the street that rode the short bus. You would never fuck her back in school but ten years later and your drunk and she forces your pants down……maybe.
But your never telling anyone. And you change your phone number after she stalks/harasses you for two straight weeks.
Your in you condo fucking your new girl and this thing shows up knocking knocking knocking till you have to answer. Hottie sees this thing start yelling how much she loves you from over your shoulder. God how embarrassing.