Jim Croce

Bad Bad Leroy Brown lyrics recrafted.

 

Well, the central part of DC

Is the baddest part of the swamp

And if you go down there

You better just beware

Of a man name of D J Trump

 

Now Trump is more than trouble

You see he stand 'bout six foot three

All those DC ladies call him "Treetop Trouble"

All the men just call him "Sir"

 

And he's bad, bad D J Trump

The baddest man in the whole damn swamp

Likes to toss crap right back

to the scum where they come from

 

Now DJ he a planner

And he like his secret codes

And he like to wave his secret plans

Under the dirty swamp’s nose

 

He got a Boeing 757

He got a Trump Force One to boot

He got a Dan Scavino in his pocket full a fun

He got a Barron as his son

 

And he's bad, bad D J Trump

The baddest man in the whole damn swamp

Likes to toss crap right back

to the scum where they come from

 

Well sometime coupla years ago

Klaus he making plans

He was for a Great Reset (where)

Everyone else ate bugs

And oh that world looked nice

 

Well, Trump saw the plans a comin’

And the trouble soon begun

And Klaus Swab had learned a lesson

‘Bout a-messin’ with a friend of the common man

 

And he's bad, bad D J Trump

The baddest man in the whole damn swamp

Likes to toss crap right back

to the scum where they come from

 

Well the two men took to warring

And when everything said and done

The Reset looked like a jigsaw puzzle

With a hundred thousand pieces gone

 

And he's bad, bad D J Trump

The baddest man in the whole damn swamp

Likes to toss crap right back

to the scum where they come from

 

And he's bad, bad D J Trump

The baddest man in the whole damn swamp

Likes to toss crap right back

to the scum where they come from

 

Likes to toss that crap right back

to the scum where they come from