Any anon musicians want to take a crack at this?
Jim Croce
Bad Bad Leroy Brown re written.
Well, the central part of DC
Is the baddest part of the swamp
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of D J Trump
Now Trump is more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot three
All those DC ladies call him "Treetop Trouble"
All the men just call him "Sir"
And he's bad, bad D J Trump
The baddest man in the whole damn swamp
Likes to toss crap right back
to the scum where they come from
Now DJ he a planner
And he like his secret codes
And he like to wave his secret plans
Under the dirty swamp’s nose
He got a Boeing 757
He got a Trump Force One to boot
He got a Dan Scavino in his pocket full a fun
He got a Barron as his son
And he's bad, bad D J Trump
The baddest man in the whole damn swamp
Likes to toss crap right back
to the scum where they come from
Well sometime coupla years ago
Klaus he making plans
He was for a Great Reset (where)
Everyone else ate bugs
And oh that world looked nice
Well, Trump saw the plans a comin’
And the trouble soon begun
And Klaus Swab had learned a lesson
‘Bout a-messin’ with a friend of the common man
And he's bad, bad D J Trump
The baddest man in the whole damn swamp
Likes to toss crap right back
to the scum where they come from
Well the two men took to warring
And when everything said and done
The Reset looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a hundred thousand pieces gone
And he's bad, bad D J Trump
The baddest man in the whole damn swamp
Likes to toss crap right back
to the scum where they come from
And he's bad, bad D J Trump
The baddest man in the whole damn swamp
Likes to toss crap right back
to the scum where they come from
Likes to toss that crap right back
to the scum where they come from