Let's say a pray w/ me.
Thank you father, for you creating evil, this way, we know that putting a ginger into a fire, will make us hurt. So you gave us satan, to burn the kids.
Thank you for using us, as an experiment, for your good needs to the universe.
Thank you for keeping us in here by force, for letting criminals and pedophiles be in charge, traitors are saving the country, criminals protecting our money, and satanists are priests.
Amen!