Listen dudes they are time travelers like in the movie Stargate.
They are a team, not real relatives. Trump says ‘yea, i’d bang my daughter’ and people lose their minds- but what if because they are both in the same company at the same rank and constantly rag on each other.
What if Melania is just a subject matter expert on Ukraine like Jack Ryan was on Russia?
What if Ivania was a senior CO? We are watching a movie.