Sorry, goise, but I can't stay long.
Mom keeps yelling downstairs for me to clean the garage and to throw the tube socks I use for whacking off into the hamper (they're stuck to the ceiling).
BBL
Pro Tip: If you tighten a belt around your arm and cut off blood flow, your hand goes numb. Then, when you beat off it feels like another boy is doing it for you.
My mom noticed that the neighborhood dogs and cats won't come within a hundred yards of our house.
Do you think I've been doxxed?
Copy/pasta random sentences from this and put into duck/duck.
A shit-ton of matching hits comes up.
Yesterday was my birthday.
All my friends gave me belts, scarves and door knobs.
I don't get it.
Any help would be appreciated.