"Equity" is a financial term. Anyone using it without a hint of irony is admitting to you that they view you as nothing more than a number.
They all have "spongebob body" by 28.
Thick with sharp, Spongebob-like corners.
You're a cat, wtf do you know about racism?
I think you're just mad that they eat cats.
Mention of the Cola Wars triggers my PTSD.
Fucking code-talking ass bitch, you better actually be Navajo.
I don't remember signing anything. I hope you realize this means I'm entitled to compensation just like the commercial says.