LCN Headlines 010 – Declassify Everything! Edition

Posted on September 29, 2022 by LCNews

 

News headline summaries. Copy and paste them into a website or search engine… ya dig??

 

World News, Events:

Former first lady of Honduras gets 14 years for financial corruption

| Tough luck… some countries give promotions

 

FOIAs show no 2020 election fraud investigations at DOJ, despite Bill Barr’s past claims

| He meant different ones guys

 

Arizona senator says Dept. of Child Safety sells confiscated children

| Introduce a bill to buy them back

 

Pound at all-time low against the dollar

| Both at all time low against literally any consumer good

 

Ivermectin studies retracted without reason

| Sounds Regime-y

 

Weird News:

Two decomposed bodies found in ex-Rhode Island mayor’s home

| Somewhat fewer than average I’d imagine

 

80 newspapers cancel Dilbert

| Dilbert? For fuck’s sake.

 

California governor Gavin Newsom legalizes human composting

| Uhhhh

 

Indiana man arrested for spraypainting, ‘Have you been fucked by this? Gov says tough shit’ on Washington Monument

| Hilariously unacceptable

 

Good News:

Fulton County, Pennsylvania Attorneys Sue Dominion Voting

| Get in line

 

Missouri law bans sexually explicit content in books at school

| The fact that this law is needed…

 

Putin grants Russian citizenship to Edward Snowden

| But no ‘Vlad & Ed’ RT show?

 

Texas has raised over $55 million in private donations for border wall

| More than DNC nationwide I’d bet…

 

Opinion:

Visit The Guatemalan Lake Town Mining Bitcoin With Used Cooking Oil by Namcios

Declassify Everything! by Jason Morgan

The U.S. Has Led the War on Drugs Abroad for Decades, and It’s Been a Staggering Failure by Christy Thornton

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