>>1762099

Stick a garden hose down your throat.

Pour in gasoline.

If you die, you had mesothelioma.

>>1762124

Trust me, just do it.

It works EVERY TIME.

>>1762141

You are so dumb, you will eventually ending up hurting yourself just fine. I need do nothing.

>>1762163

I'm weewy weewy sthmart. Twust me. I know duh errf is fwat and EVWEEETHING.

>>1762183

If you want me to stop making (you) my personal BITCH, stop posting your fucking name, CHRIS FUGTARDELLI.

>>1762207

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

P.S. LEAVE.

>>1762221

COLLING EH?

Hope you remember what the number to 911 is.

>>1762242

Everyone has filtered you except me.

I am doing that now.

No one will hear you, EVER.

You are now ghosted.

Gone forever.

Hey everyone, I'm new here and don't belong, but I wuz wonderin if you could help me with muh mesothelioma. Please be nice to me.

My name is Chris Fucktardelli and I live at 123 Derpy Derp Loop in Retardville in Georgia.

Pweeze help and bee nice to me cuz muh feelins.

Breaking News:

Dumb little punk trying out 8chan for the first time, killed himself today after an anon ridiculed him for being a dumbass.

News at 11.

>>1762418

Ya no shit now I'm gonna.

>>1762442

Comey trying to make fun of Sessions.

They are reading EVERYTHING we do here.

My niggas, I just thought of some FUCKED UP SHIT TO MAKE.

BE RIGHT BACK.