anon has had random game apps pop up on his phone
Blocks was the latest one
The Brown Eye of Sauron
https://realrawnews.com/2022/10/frodo-baggins-arrested-for-child-sex-crimes/
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked:
"How long will I live?"
The psychic replied: "I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday."
"Which holiday?" Putin asked.
"Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."
not funny but true
dammit
Vladimir Putin arrives at Ukraine International Airport, gets in line at customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin meet with guests at the White House
One of the guests asks: Mister President, what are you talking about with president Putin? – We are planning World War III.' - 'And what does it look like?' – Trump: We will kill 4 million Muslims and a dentist… The guest looks a bit confused: Why a dentist? - Putin claps Trump on the back and says, What did I tell you, Donald? No one will ask about the Muslims.
fill up yer tanks tonight