Kek. Jim Stone posted this.
a couple nights ago the neighbors lit the hugest joint at 2 AM, and I mean a monster, a giant funnel and it was so strong it woke me up. I laid there wondering how on earth they could afford to make a stink like that. Amazingly it did not quit. I decided to get up to use the bathroom and then realized it was not the neighbors, it was chicken I put on the stove and forgot, it was going to be soup and was fine until the water finally boiled off. How can burning chicken smell just like an enormous doobie?? I don't know, it must have been the spices.