>according to one current
Elon:
Fuck I thought we got them all. Get my contact at the NSA on the phone, Mary, need find out who that was.
I wonder if she ever got to meet Pat Sajak?
>Statement from Spin City PR - DC's Best Explain Anything Away lobbying firm
Logical question, you seem really smart and on the ball.
Our clients, the Pelosis, are well known for being clean freaks.
It's the worst kept secret in DC.
When their maid Manuela arrived and saw the glass on the floor she immediately swept it outside before they would see it and throw a fit.
She knew Hector, the landscaper who has a crush on her, would stop by soon and dispose of it from there.
I hope you find this explanation satisfactory and by all means keep that great thinking cap of yours on at all times.
>Time…
Time has come today
(Time!)
Old farts won't go away
(Time!)
Gonna keep milking it for yet another day
>Precipices are not a danger
That's like awesome news man.
>unless people are drunk, stoned, or stupid.
Aww fuck - knew it was too good to be true.
>even if it's only temporary
That's been the Spammer MO.
Waits for anons to think "he must be gone for good" first then Slam Bam Here Comes Da Spam.
Yep, I'm treating it like end of match injury time in footie.
You know at some point the ref will blow the whistle but not the exact time.