Oh I'm a frog from an ity bitty town

and I don't get much pay

But I caught 17 spammer frogs

and four out of sequence REEEEE's today.

eah, I let the REEEE frogs go home

They paid five dollars bail

Oh, but all the spammer frogs posting spam Had to go to jail

Well, they hollered and they moaned

And they cried and they groaned

They all swore that they'd sue

But the judge was high (on pots a safe and effective herb) and so was I

And we needed the money too

Yeah, the judge and me got a deal

You see we split the money fair

Except for thirty percent to the county seat

To keep the DUCK DYNASTY AND THEIR UNSACIABLE APPITE out of our scales

And old Charlie's working out real good

Down at the corner rock where the mud puddle is

He sees them spammer frogs two blocks away

And when they get right up on top of that warm frog jacoosie

Old Charlie pushes that secret button

Underneath the polly wog rock counter

That warm water only lasts for a tenth of a second

Oh, the county pays me about forty a week

Ain't that the living end

If it wasn't for them spooge frogs with their not a meme meme's

I'd have no look to spend

But the way it stands this year so far

I've made a hundred thou

For a high school dropout I'm a doin' fine

I make more than the president now, Of course he's honest

So if you're hoppin down the road

And and a warm pond you should see

If they're on a top of a red jacooosie heater

You can bet your boots it's me

'Cause I'm the Frog in a little bitty town

And I'd sure like to see

All the spam frogs and their spooge memes

Try to get by me