>>17793417

TYB!

(from pb Notables, #21810 – note, current bread is mis-labeled #218011 should be #21811)

>>>17793061 Election results reversed in major Georgia county after memory card found with uncounted votes

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/election-results-reversed-major-georgia-county-after-memory-card-found

Anon read article. No D or R attached to any names. So, anon went looking.

Here's the winner, researched at reddit already; two links, text below from them:

https://www.reddit.com/r/kennesaw/comments/yxpmfi/who_is_lynette_burnette/

Who is Lynette Burnette?

Anyone have any idea who she is? She was announced as the winner for the city council race after a memory card was somehow not uploaded once the results had already been certified. I just don't get how someone who didn't provide any contact info, respond to any interviews, show up to any town halls, or put up a single sign beat out the other 5 candidates. How do people even know about her platform?

Second:

https://www.reddit.com/r/kennesaw/comments/yzf0vy/something_stinks_about_lynette_burnette/

Something stinks about Lynette Burnette

Since there was some interest around who the hell Lynette Burnette is on my previous post I figured I'd share what others have found online as it's more concerning than I originally thought. Posting some bullets below along with sources as well as a Twitter thread that dives into most of it. Still have yet to meet anyone who knows who she is let alone voted for her but obviously she is VERY well connected. Sounds like she's there for the interest of the airport and not the citizens of Kennesaw.

Her family has a large stake in McCollum airport ($$$$)

They hosted Brian Kemp at McCollum on 11/7 for an election eve rally

McCollum is currently trying to expand their runway safety zone so that larger planes can land at the airport which would involve a major rework of Highway 41 and surrounding zones

Her brother purchased a charter jet company from Jeffrey Epstein. Not implying anything nefarious here just that her family has buy a fleet of jets sort of money.

No property in Kennesaw or Cobb County is under Lynette's name

>>17793585

Jonathan Coulton wrote the song "Code Monkey"; also wrote a song with this town's name in it, Kenesaw

"Kenesaw Mountain Landis"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIdH4n5SYPg

Wonder if any connections in it?

https://genius.com/Jonathan-coulton-kenesaw-mountain-landis-lyrics

[Verse 1]

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker

He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives

He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball

He put two and two together and he noticed it was four

Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can't hurt us anymore

And he'll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis

[Verse 2]

Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox

And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes

He weren't the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems

Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude

He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude

And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis

[Chorus 1]

The mafia said Shoeless Joe

You should really run this show

You should be the guy who owns baseball

And all you really gotta do

Is help us make a buck or two

We'll bet on the other team

You'll lose the game but make it seem

Like nothing could be further from the truth

[Verse 3]

Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls

And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye

And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten

There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the stands

Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands

And as if you hadn't guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis

[Chorus 2]

Kenesaw said drop that glove

Or I swear by God above

I'll make you regret playing baseball

Shoeless Joe looked up and saw

Silver rifle's gaping maw

And though no one had noticed yet

His underwear was getting wet

He peed himself in front of everyone

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[Verse 4]

Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn't quite admit it

So he raised his middle finger up above the other four

And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet

And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun

And everybody in the stands knew that he had won

And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis

[Verse 5]

Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star

And he asked the musical question "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"

He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's

But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same

And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim

Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

>>17793606

See digits in the first verse!

He was seventeen feet tall

>>17793606

>>17793585

>>17793614

>See digits in the first verse!

>He was seventeen feet tall

Adrenochrome in verse 2:

He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude

>>17793515

>>17793515

>>17793552

>Patton fucking Q crumb pedo Oswalt

> is in weird Al's version.

>Huge freemason symbol behind him.

>Ladder with a lot of rungs indicating how far up he is.

> Always look for that damn ladder symbology.

> They put it in so much so they can reveal to each other how deep up they are in the club or up the ladder.

TY anon for continuing the conversation! :)

All: foundring (Kylan) is being demonetised (demonized); anon bought his album and love it, sing it in the shower now, consider helping him out!

Can listen to all his songs on YouTube.

Here's playlist of entire album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Jm3L3e7_A&list=PLzOKhl3Ga9QIFnLNkHCvj363SvlkOnHBa

Wild that Wired Al's version references Q's Patton Oswalt!

Really, just blown away at the connections.

Kylan's one of us, even if lyrics say

"now that I’m older my songs are getting increasingly bolder

some friends are starting to give me cold shoulders

I thought I told ya that I’m playing the Joker until it’s over"