Vax is in fact a word and a proper noun.
VAX is a series of computers featuring a 32-bit instruction set architecture and virtual memory that was developed and sold by Digital Equipment Corporation in the late 20th century. The VAX-11/780, introduced October 25, 1977. It is an extremely secure operating system.
If you want to be clever about it, get some of the ivermectin for cows and make a hand cream out of it, then give it to her.
You can get the cow version too, which is skin applied.
It runs on x86_64, so if you can figure out how to configure wine to get the installer, then maybe you can find out.
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