Either that or Bender is on a bender.
Black Gingers are a real thing.
Pic related
Don't forget minerals.
After we invaded Afghanistan for no known good reason it was discovered that there is a TRILLION dollars worth of minerals buried in that wasteland.
https://www.livescience.com/47682-rare-earth-minerals-found-under-afghanistan.html
I used to work at a joint on Industrial Way many moons ago.
The only place worse than Longview is that shithole next door.
Kelso.