You are
Stop playing games, Fake. The jig is up.
Derp, dupe, duh.
And it sounds like they're in a pitchfork-carrying mood now.
So cool!
>The World is watching.
No.
When the student is ready, the teacher will come.
So leave.
Go pop a Midol and lay down.
Hard to not draw that conclusion.
Show us your left foot now.