>>17858524 lb

As a Master Debater, I will make some arguments in favor of NeuraLink for the sake of Large-Hadron-Collider-seeing-what-this-breaks-down-into. I am otherwise neutral on the subject.

-With what is available to us through computer processing and the Internet, you're already a cyborg, the only limitation is that you have to use your fingers to type.

-The brain can already be hacked and mind-controlled anyways.

-Farkin black hole or some shit will eat us up eventually and we have to go through this cycle over and over again unless we figure it out.

-Make it optional and not MANDATORY.

-Will wait for the first batch of willing Guinea pigs, thanks for your service bruh.

>>17858950

What if we made the nanobots our bitches tho. All that matters is to retain our conscious (God witness).

>>17858999

Digits confirm new Oath.

>I hereby solemnly swear that I will maintain the same Oath as before, except I am now infused with nanotechnology that regenerates my flesh indefinitely and unlocks my full potential in strength and intelligence. Also I'm super fast, cool.

>>17859054

Friendly thorn in the dick reminder that you should try to use different memes and remain anon, it's in the name… anonymous. Personas can be hijacked by shills. Find some other things that mean the same thing to you as the same picture you're posting over and over.

>>17858739

Aliens abduct you to steal your DNA, anally probe you, or take you to their home planet.

Sounds like a metaphor for illegal immigrants (aliens), stealing your children (DNA), and bringing them to their homeland / country (planet). Also they rape and murder a lot more than expected.

>>17859126

Remember the Villain from the TV Show Heroes? He would kill and eat other Heroes to absorb their powers. What you eat is important, you absorb its DNA.

If you got someone's organ I'm sure the DNA would have an impact on you somehow because it stores memories.

>>17859146

Yup. Once you learn some basic programming and computer hardware experience you'll know how bonkers things really are. Think Batman Begins cellphone sonar tech thingy.

>>17859176

That's the least of your worries. The phone is a transmitter for potent wireless radiation. Fairy tales? This is like basic electrical engineering.

>>17859275

Tear it all down and you will see they only worshiped dirt.