Do you like coffee?
I SAID DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!
Wrong answer.
No. Do you have a favorite coffee cup?
Wrong answer.
I'm sorry, but Q is unavailable at the moment due to dealing with Derp State fuckery. If you could just leave your name, email address, telephone number, credit card number, social media accounts, and a brief message then I'm sure he will get back to you at his earliest convenience.
Vulkan lives!