There once was a LARPING faggot named Q, A few useless clues the riddlenigger did spew.
A one year delta turned into two, three, and then four, Anons can wait forever so let's wait seventeen more.
The grand plan of 8kun and open-source design, Is just a place to shitpost in your spare time.
Promises of big name arrests had repeatedly been made, But future disproved past and they were never repaid.
Urine smell Hill was sposed to be caught in October by the team, But all we got for XMAS was a shitty Santa meme.
Skippy the pedo-fish was another promised indictment, But he's still Scott Free and tortures minors for excitement.
We got strung along by Q's promise of hope, For nothing to habben so now we just cope.
The Great awakening fell flat on it's face, To your friends and family an outcast and disgrace.
A natural death is the only justice so far, Maybe Q could hang one traitor and try to raise the Barr?
Did you really believe the elites would be put in a cage? Trump pointed his finger "you'd be in jail" - but it was just for the stage!
Whether you know it or not Donny is related to boiled cabbage Hill, You claim to be awake but swallowed the blue pill.
Fauci made a new strain in the lab just for fun, To use on the public when Q's job was done.
A few million people had to die just for "optics", While Trump played golf with his friends in the tropics.
But don't worry frens Q said "this is war", While globalists rape our country like an old dirty whore.
Make no mistake we all think Q's plan is just fab, So we wait in line like sheep just for the DNA jab.
Don sat on the fence while he gave more to Israel, Ever wonder why his cabinet and team leads were so miserable?
Trump sent more $ to (((them))) then in all of past history, Are his zionist frens really a mystery?
He signed an EO to protect his tribe from a slur, Undone in a year by Joe his victories were a blur.
You thought Donny would deliver us to the land of milk and honey? The country burns while his face shines on zionist money.
Grabbing women by the pussy is his common behavior, Do you really think Trump is humanity's savior?
A cognitive dissonance when faced with this proof, Cry all you like every word is the truth.
Look back on the years of defeat and dismay, You really think the military will come save the day?
If all preceeding words are just a lyrical crime, Why can't one of you come up with an insightful retort after all of this time?
At the truth you seethe and have nothing to attack but the spacing of Reddit, If you conjured a stronger deflection I could give you some credit.
Facing the truth the brainwashed might try and cast me a hex, But the best you can come up with is the boardwalk girl "You wrote so much text."
Sucked in until the end my words make your feels bleed, Your final act of defeat and proof you read all will be TL;DR - "Too long didn't read."
With this ballad of truth you might call me a shill, But only the learned chose the red pill.
For thousands of years they've won at this game, Red vs. blue it's always the same.
History repeats itself all through the ages, Those who can see are the wisest of sages.