I can't believe I seriously can't believe nobody noticed that fat motherfucker wasn't masturbating he was fucking fingering his own fucking ass with whatever cream he dolloped on his hands. Fucking disgusting. Go watch the damn thing if you don't believe me, that's not how you position your arms in order to 'rub one off'.
Even I couldn't gather enough will to post even a pic related, I think we're fine, dude.