>Larry Fink
yw, anon
I accuse myself of the following crimes…
I have seduced Party members of both sexes…
I've been to the proletarian areas…
I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease…
to my wife and other Party members.
Together with other agents, I have counterfeited banknotes…
wrecked industrial machinery, polluted the water supply…
guided Eurasian rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip One…
by means of coded radio signals.
I stand here, a victim of the influence of Emmanuel Goldstein.
Guilty on all counts.
I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged.
Now I am cured.
I ask only for you to accept my love of our leader.
I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.