Well guise, I just had a huge revelation made aware to me today.

I was at my City Hall and boy, did I notice some troubling details. A good 80-90% of the employees who were there were obviously liberal/left-wing types. There was one lady there with a pocket copy of the Tanakh, make that what you will. But all that aside, they acted like I wasn't supposed to be there!

I was looking for a new department and couldn't get a single "government employee" to point me in the right direction!

Small Town, America. Is doomed.