For many years I waited alone.
And then I came here to read I was not alone, or at least not for much longer, but that has been a while ago now so I have my hopes up for the holidays.
Say hello to Victory. I love her already, what a win!
I was meant to find love, and all I got is this lousy bakery, I feel completely ripped off.
>A decent arrest would be a nice present .
My girlfriend would be the greatest present of them all.
>The grass is always greener, anon.
I know only one type of one kind of green and grey alien glowing grass and I need to drive over it.
>Girlfriends are not objects to be gifted, Anon. You must cultivate your garden.
Yes I need to do some plowing maybe.