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Rule #1 of Pickle Club: We do not talk about Buttseks.

Rule #2 of Pickle Club: Butt Gravy is pretty hot, okay?

Rule #3 of Pickle Club: If this is your first time at Pickle Club, you have to be ball slapped in the ass.

Rule #4 of Pickle Club: No buttseks talkine.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?