Anon was full of brash hopium for a rapid denoument when that meme was created. Anon had not yet awoken to the stark reality that this is a Marathon and not a sprint.
Carrots have been used to make sugar. In Britain, where sugar cane is not viable, another root vegetable, sugar beet, is the preferred option.
Dubs trips confirm batsgit.
Anon has sausages for fingers.
And that was on a laptop. Imagine anon on a phucking spyfone.