Oh. My. God.

Ive been drunk for days.

Tonight my grandma emailed me enough moneys to get home

I had a dream like a week ago that I had received…

Hold on beats to good I have to post it

https://youtu.be/u3khU8zMw4I

I had a dream that I received 7500-10000 dollars somehow and was drunk when it happened. I looked up to God and was like "AAAAHHHHHH"

With the expression on my drunk face

This morning a man named Elijah called me and

Offered me 10,000 down payment for my house.

I'm literally at the Launchpad for Luke 10:18

Only problem has been that I haven't been strong

Enough between utter poverty and otherwise.

>>17950915

It's to bad voicemails don't ask if you want to save the message before you send it

It would've been epic if I could've posted the voicemail I just left one of the foolish virgins

Point being………

I'm the Firstborn son of God.

We were supposed to make such a great team

>>17950930

I…

I have 300,000 lbs of auag and the Ark of the covenant and 2 months to live