TYB!
https://science.slashdot.org/story/22/12/15/2158241/soyuz-spacecraft-docked-to-iss-springs-coolant-leak
Soyuz Spacecraft Docked To ISS Springs Coolant Leak (spaceflightnow.com)
Anon visualized the following potential outcome:
Stuff leaks; crew decides it's unsafe, crew has to leave, abandon ship.
We learn it was floating in a pool in Texas (or wherever) all this time.
(Snorkels in space, kek, like muppets)
https://www.space.com/24027-nasa-spacesuit-snorkels-spacewalk.html