it took the military so much effort to get me to realize what my family was, they don't directly contact me, it's all done covertly. They sent codes to my phone which I would use in a search engine to learn more about my family and they let me know in winks and nods. Some using Drudge Report and twice using our great Potus's twitter. Also a few times using the QBOARD thread titles, and sometimes in real life as they are watching me and tracking my phone wherever I go.
It's a whole system they educated me on slowly over the past few months so they could talk to me without directly talking to me. It's as real as can be and well, I get this response whenever I talk but saying he won't under any circumstance talk to people - well, that's silly exceptions are made.
Oh and nice thread title : )