Pro Tip. Since the introduction of the ShuffleMaster you have not better odds of winning at Pai Gow than playing a slot machine. Legislation was passed that allowed Casinos to regulate the odds on table games in accordance with odds on slots. The ShuffleMaster programs each hand to ensure the house controls the odds. There is a button on the machine that will output the entire deck in order by suite. Ask any dealer.
Stay off the tables Anons. Stay off the tables.
You'd have a better chance of robbing a bank.