Texan politicians are almost universally aggressively slimy people. I bet he can walk.
I mean you don't need to kill him, maybe just a little prank. Maybe just absent-mindedly push him down like a 1-2 stair drop that are common in those old Texas 1950s state facility buildings.
>aww whoops watch your step mr. governor!
>ohhhh the ramp was over there
What's he gonna do? Run away?
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