Suggestion fornext bread title:
“Family Pets Last Christmas”
I’m thankful for the Western Pepe meme, which I just stole btw.
GirlsDoPorn Founder and FBI Most Wanted Fugitive Arrested in Spain
FBI Ten Most Wanted FugitiveMichael James Prattwas arrested earlier this week by Spanish authorities. Pratt is charged in a 19-count indictment with sex trafficking, production of child pornography, sex trafficking of a minor, and conspiracy to launder monetary instruments in connection with the operation of the GirlsDoPorn adult website. Pratt has been a fugitive since 2019 and was named to the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives List earlier this year.
Pratt was arrested by Spanish National Police on December 21, 2022, in Madrid, Spain, pursuant to an Interpol Red Notice. A Red Notice is a request to law enforcement worldwide to locate and provisionally arrest a person pending extradition, surrender, or similar legal action. Pratt is being held in Spain pending extradition.
https://breaking911.com/girlsdoporn-founder-and-fbi-most-wanted-fugitive-arrested-in-spain/
Artificial Sweeteners Behind Spike in Sudden Deaths, Heart Attacks, ‘Experts’ Claim
As countries all around the world are seeing soaring rates of heart attacks and sudden deaths in the past two years, “experts” are now claiming that artificial sweeteners are to blame.
A new study claims that artificial sweeteners may increase the risk of cardiovascular disease and “should not be considered a healthy and safe replacement to sugar.”
The study, which was published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), analyzed information on more than 100,000 people in France.
“103,388 participants of the web-based NutriNet-Santé cohort,” the study stated.
“Dietary intakes and consumption of artificial sweeteners were assessed by repeated 24 h dietary records, including brand names of industrial products.”
https://slaynews.com/news/artificial-sweeteners-behind-spike-sudden-deaths-heart-attacks-experts-claim/
Judge throws out parents’ lawsuit over schools hiding underage children’s gender transitions
AMassachusetts judgethis week threw out a parental lawsuit against a school district’s policy of hiding the gender transitions of two underage children, claiming the rule—while flawed—did not rise to the level of a necessary constitutional standard.
U.S. District Court Judge Mark Mastroianni professed himself “apprehensive” about the reported transgender policies of Ludlow County Schools, but that the suit brought by two parents against the district regarding those policies failed to meet a longstanding “shock-the-conscience” constitutional test.
The parents claimed in the suit that school officials hid the intended gender “transitions” of their respective children, ages 11 and 12 at the time. The students had reportedly asked to be identified by new names and pronouns while in school and to have these practices kept from their parents.
Mastroianni in his ruling claimed that “addressing a person using their preferred name and pronouns” is a matter of “the basic level of respect expected in a civil society generally.”
Though he tossed the lawsuit, the judge did acknowledge it “disconcerting that school administrators or a school committee adopted and implemented a policy requiring school staff to actively hide information from parents about something of importance regarding their child.”
https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/judge-throws-out-parents-lawsuit-over-schools-hiding-underage-childrens
Still my favorite and I refuse to let society ruin it for me. Merry Christmas to you and yours anon!
But what about“Family Pets Last Christmas”?
>Vancouvertimes.org
Okay, let’s put this to rest once and for all:
Vancouvertimes.org is satire/parody, just like Babylonbee and RRN.
Well maybe a baker can work inFamily Pets Last Christmasin a subsequent bread. Title suggestion comes from this:
Russian State Media Makes Bizarre Video Warning Europeans Who Continue to Support Ukraine Will Eat their Pets Next Christmas
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/12/russian-state-media-makes-bizarre-video-warning-europeans-continue-support-ukraine-will-eat-pets-next-christmas/
Putin says families will be eating their pets next Christmas. I don’t think ivermectic (sic) is going to fix that.
It would be great if a meme anon could make a meme of Pepe surrounded by beautiful women feeding him grapes and fanning him, like a Saudi Prince or something.
That’s a pretty “delicate” looking Pepe.