The great awakening would be nice
>Old man with a beard wearing red.
Well, you're not wrong… Saturnalia falls right before Christmas is celebrated. Except for the part about him missing horns and tail.
Hey, don't lie on Christmas eve, even for humor.
It's time to turn this thing around.
Well you don't seem to be a Christian then.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. "
All you have to do is believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, get baptized and believe in the Gospel. I know that three things is a lot to take in so go one step at a time.
If it is real they got a new carpet for the Oval Office.
Also the fake Whitehouses I have seen (go search on google maps) do not have the west wing, where the Oval office is.
That said, it is a different building more or less, maybe they don't go into the main Whitehouse building for fear of deathtraps.
Then don't think about it and just believe in Jesus Christ and he will do the rest for you.
They're burning through the rest of their cash before end of the year so they don't lose anything in next year's budget.