Man awarded $65K after doctor removes penis: ‘He played Russian roulette with me’
December 26, 2022
They were definitely compensating for something.
A French hospital had to pay a man nearly $65,000 after a series of alleged errors resulted in the unnecessary “total removal of his penis,” which left him with “no feeling” in his nether regions. His penile reparations were decided recently by the Administrative Court of Nantes.
“I have hatred towards this doctor who did not listen to me,” the unidentified alleged victim told local rag Frenchblue of the purported sexcessive procedure, which occurred in 2014 at the Nantes University Hospital. “He played Russian roulette with me!”
The father of three, then aged 30, had been diagnosed with carcinoma, “a cancer that forms in epithelial tissue” that lines most of the person’s organs, per the Cleveland Clinic.
In an effort to remedy his condition, the urologist at the hospital attempted to excise as much of the tumor as possible while minimizing the damage to his manhood.
Unfortunately, through a series of “faulty breaches,” the cancer metastasized throughout his entire member, per the Administrative Court of Nantes. This caused the patient such “crazy” pain that he said at one point he even contemplated amputating his member himself.
“It was my wife who stopped me,” said the Western France native. “I had the cutter, Betadine, and I was preparing my thing in the garage!”
Sauce/more tragic peen removal: https://nypost.com/2022/12/23/man-awarded-65k-after-hospital-wrongfully-removes-penis/
Great Grandma (aka Blanket Ass) carried a small derringer rolled up in her stocking, now in anon's possession along with a very old watch and a pile of tintypes. If anon can get a decent picture from the tintypes an old fashioned "necktie party" will be poasted. There must be a studio that reproduces pics from those. Isn't there?
Great Grandma ran a boarding house with a lot of old cowboys (and robbers) in residence.
KEK
Winner winner!
Anon thinks this story "has legs"
Eyes on THIS guy, could be a developing Bobbit
One of those old cowboys didn't have two dimes to rub together but she gave him 3 hots and a cot anyway for a long time. He always said when he made it to Cali he'd send her some money. In 1938ish he did exactly that and sent her $5,000 dollars but she never asked for repayment. Needless to say it was a King's ransom back then. She was great, extremely interesting but most of the tales were related by DadAnon. Grandma coined the Blanket Ass name, wasn't a fan? kek
She's the one who had the tintypes.
Anon just checked. It WAS a fortune:
Adjusted for inflation, $5,000 in 1938 is equal to $96,806 in 2022. Annual inflation over this period was 3.59%. Value of a dollar. Calculates inflation to see what a U.S. dollar was worth in the past and today.
Grandma.
Grandma married a "rambling man" who was elsewhere. A lot. Handsome devil was he.
Never looked it over tbo, might have to take it for a good solid once over and carry it.
Outstanding video, tippy top work anon!
>we found this in my great grandma's bra after she died in 1912
Anon just doxxed themselves as Chester the Grandma molester.
>She used to ride wagon trains
Great Grandma (and Great Grandpa's) wagon cover made it thru a trip to Cali during the dustbowl to serve as a tent and DadAnon's boyscout camping trip, the ONLY covering that kept those kids dry. Anon knows all the wagon trail details, ancestors led the Oregon trail drive.
Anon also got a circa 1900 WInchester and a WWII "acquired" Red 9 with a wooden stock and some leather stuff, turns it into a long arm.
When somebody tells you (alludes to) who they are it's a good idea to believe them. This tweet spoke volumes to anon.
>$2.50 a dozen
and the eggs are fresh, better than store bought factory eggs too. Anon needs to locate a new egg lady, that's the kind anon grew up eating. MomAnon cooked eggs/bacon/hash browns/biscuits for breakfast before school every single day with a break for sausage/gravy and biscuits. and the dreaded oatmeal- thicker than wallpaper paste it was..
ps: Grandma was postive Great Grandma was an Injun, she and Grandpa both were born in Indian Territory, later Oklahoma. Those intense blue eyes should've been a giveaway but nope.
>There is no where still $2.50 a dozen though.
Anon will look into it, should've before now but suspect if not $2.50 a dozen they aren't much more than that. There's a neighbor who keeps chickens (residential, not sure how they get away with it) close by, my bird dogs made the great escape (thanks meter guy for not closing both gates..) and loved it there traumatizing chickens.