ThanQ Baker-kun
Godamnit
Feds will never come for me. They fear my power
Best chance is to continue grooming me to join the army.
I mean come on man. The speed I fill out these captchas?
They're ALWAYS correct. I'm practically a living legend.
I'm both intellectually, physically, and sexually superior.
It would be over if they challenged me in combat
But if they convince me to join there's a chance
I might sexually assault one of them instead
Who would turn down a good glowjob?
Have you seen that psyop chick?
I'm ready to die for Ukraine!