How many more humiliation rituals must we go through before people rub the sleep out of their eyes? My 'Ark' is ready. Bring on the flood.

I got a Warp Speed booster in each ass cheek, a Trump flag in my front yard and had my parrot circumcised. I don't even eat bacon anymore. I'm voting for Jared and trusting the plan. You punks just don't know. Ya feels me?