He's usually here in the daytime, posting links to his Twatter account.
Attack Jim, if that fails,
Attack BO or BV, if that fails,
Attack Baker, if that fails, (you are here)
Attack Anons, if that fails,
Attempt infiltration OP, if that fails,
Return to top of list and repeat.
>The dough has already been stripped from my paws involuntarily
Damn, I step away to have a smoke and miss a bunch of shit. What happened?
Well… I'm not going to argue with a BV. In the dog house, Doge!
j/k btw. I have no idea what occurred and I'm too lazy to scroll up right now. This kind of shit is exactly what the shills want to occur. Heads on a swivel, everyone.
Wait… obvious infiltration was being attempted tonight. Real Doge or impersonated Doge?
The panic is thick tonight.
Rogan is only 5'5". Manly manlet.
Dig, Meme, Pray as a slogan appeared around the same time that a certain fractured penis was BV. It was pushed to replace WWG1WGA.
Now they're recycling their Vatican shit again. KEK. Desperation dripping from their text.
Infiltration OP: FAILED
Attacks on Staff/Baker/Anons: FAILED
Vatican spam: FAILED
Anything else in your quiver, shills? It's been a while since you've ran a DDoS against the board. Just requisition some of that money that's laundered through the Ukraine. Keep projecting how strong you are even though I could spit on you and you'd fall down.
Just start using steganography in your pics, Doge. It'll be hard for them to impersonate you that way.
No apologies needed.
When Doge comes back, may his teeth be sharp, his bite painful, and his bark a warning for all. o7
Now do me.
Some rules can be bent, others broken.
1Brooke Singman
2Brooke Singman
But seeing as I'm pushing 50 (48), I'm a wee bit too old for her.
Did I stutter? What syllable didn't you understand? KEK!
So, now it's asking questions to generate psychological profiles. Same old same old.
Same thing happened to me. I embraced it. Take it from them and make it yours. I dare the fucking shills to impersonate me.
YOU HEAR THAT, SHILLS: I fucking dare you, you cockless, teethless, subversive, scum of humanity losers, to impersonate me. Let's see what happens if you do.
Careful with your impersonations of me, shills. I do not use a VPN, so you'll have to impersonate my IP hash as well.
I'm sure the prevalence of the swastika in the Ukraine is just a coincidence and is solely related to communism, right?
I can't remember where I learned it. It was from a book I think. "Always keep them guessing." I'll agree that I'm eccentric though. Better than being called crazy.
Okay, shills. I've just thought of another experiment to try on you. Are you ready? You might want to get a cup of coffee first.
The difference between eccentric and crazy is usually the size of the bank account.
I disagree. Gun owners.
You got a heavy lift coming up, Q? That last one was pretty damn impressive. You can do better though. Show us.
Proponent: Someone who argues in favor of.
I've seen more gun owners than judges that have been proponents of the 2nd amendment in the past decade.
Ye's dead. Calling it now. I hope I'm proved wrong.
Doge always smelled like petrichor to me. Never smelled bad.
Doge will come back stronger than ever. He's down, but will heal, and quickly too.
Kind of wish I was around to provide backup, but nooooooooooooo I had to go outside and have a pipe. Shills run an infiltration OP and Doge gets taken out? Yeah… something doesn't smell right at all, like burnt leaves.
As staff is involved I'm keep my two cents to myself for now. That's the last thing I need is to have their dicks up my ass for me jumping into something without knowing all the details. Things will become clearer in time.
Okay… from what I understand, and I do not know all the details yet, protocol was not followed. Um, yeah. Protocol is in place for a reason. You guys sort that shit out STAT!
Omnibus bill passes, infusion of money into rogue agencies, and now this tonight. Not a coincidence.
Nope. I want no recognition. I want to disappear when this is all done and all y'all never hear from me again and never know who I was.
That is the only thing that matters to me.
Reflection on window picked up by camera.
My door is always open, but my hospitality leaves a lot to be desired.
Roger that, BO. It was reflex for me to backup an anon. I thought it was another attack on bakers. After reading more of the details I realized that protocol was not followed. I jumped in to an argument without knowing all the details, and that's my fault. o7
Doge, stand down. Don't make things worse for yourself.
Yeah, death is a hoax, dude. Just look at nature.
Just the shills. Rigged against their trickery.
Okay, I'm calling it a night. If morale takes a hit from this then I will be livid. Work it out, hug it out, suck each other off, I DON'T CARE. FIX IT!
Experiments are fun. Let's see how long they can resist the bait.