All y'all ain't seen nuthin' yet.
I smell newbie.
It's a start.
Bang her at Midnight on Daylight Savings Time and she gets an hour and twenty three seconds.
Probably shouldn't have tried measuring it's dick without permission.
TOGTFO honey.
I haven't been told to pick up my phone so far after 5 years of shit posting. Fingers crossed!
Been waiting you…
Damn, had to go find my eye bleach. The spoisalunit was watching that Myle Cyrus/ Dolly Parton special and that 70 something year old Dolly had some outfit on with white strips on it that was so sheer I could almost see her cooter.
Yikes.
Nothing quite like seeing Grandma run around half nekkid.
At 63 I ain't even fucking Grandma anymore.