Oh, mighty powers that cower:

I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year.

No, really. Have a happy new year. Enjoy yourselves. Toast yourselves. Eat, drink and be merry…for tomorrow…

To the rest of us innocent victims of the above:

Have the Best Year Possible.

There is no death. Just a shedding of the shell.

Your path has always been straight and narrow, because it's yours, yours alone and no one walks it for you.

Our Father, Maker of the Math