Lego Set, Nerf Gun, Xbox Lose Out To Christmas Wrapping Paper Tubes Again

NEWARK, DE — Despite a Christmas haul that included a $250 Marvel-themed "Sanctum Sanctorum" LEGO set, the long-range "NERF Ultra Pharoah Blaster" gun for $50, and an Xbox for $499, the most coveted gift among the children in the Coogan household this year was the wrapping paper tube, according to sources.

"Two Christmases ago, it looked like the bubble wrap would beat out the Nintendo Switch up until the very end — then, at the last moment, the wrapping paper tubes swooped in for another upset victory." said the kids' dad Sam Coogan. "The possibilities are endless! It can be a sword, a telescope, a trumpet, almost anything! Why do I even bother buying presents anymore?"

"Man, I'm really in the mood to play with a wrapping paper tube now."

Cardboard tubes have been the hottest toy in the Coogan house for three consecutive years even amid fierce competition from the more elaborate toy categories. The prior year's upset saw the cardboard tube triumph over more complicated toys like Hot Wheels tracks and an electric train track, as well as simpler classics like Lincoln Logs and Magnet Tiles, with the tube again securing the top score for the total number of post-holiday play hours.

At publishing time, the used wrapping paper pile unseated the wrapping paper tube when the latter was eaten by the Coogan family dog. Reports confirm that no children in the household have yet touched the legos, nerf gun, or Xbox.

https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-set-nerf-gun-xbox-game-lose-out-to-christmas-wrapping-paper-tube-again

>>18054963

So now he’s Pro-Choice again?

>>18055136

Sounds like a great way to lose for sure. He didn’t become the political powerhouse he was/is by being centrist.

>>18055352

NY man claims Apple Watch health tool is 'racist' against black people, launches lawsuit

"The 'real world significance' of this bias lay unaddressed until the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, which converged with a greater awareness of structural racism which exists in many aspects of society," the lawsuit states.

A New York man has filed a lawsuit alleging that the Apple Watch is racially biased against darker skin tones because the device's oximeter, or blood oxygen sensor, was the product of pulse oximetry science, which the plaintiff claims is inherently racist.

According to ABC, the lawsuit filed in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York on December 24 states that "The 'real world significance' of this bias lay unaddressed until the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, which converged with a greater awareness of structural racism which exists in many aspects of society."

Alex Morales, the plaintiff who brought the suit, said he was totally aware of the oximeter when he bought the Apple device at some point in either 2020 or 2021, according to the New York Post. The Blood Oxygen App, which comes with the Apple Watch Series 6 and newer models, enables a user to measure their blood oxygen levels just by wearing the watch on their wrist.

https://thepostmillennial.com/ny-man-claims-apple-watch-health-tool-is-racist-against-black-people-launches-lawsuit

>>18055424

Reddit is for <35 year olds. <35 year olds who have made their way here are wayyyy ahead of the game.

>>18055443

Just being candid here: Trump is a genius in business, with business strategies, and that crossed over into his political ventures and made him a successful POTUS. However, when it comes to common/fundamental elements of basic education (reading, writing, arithmetic), he’s probably on an 8th grade level. It’s not some grand cryptic thing when he misspells words. He’s just not that literate for a successful adult in his 70’s.

>>18055460

I went there well after finding this place because people here kept referencing it so much. Same with 4chan. I don’t have a problem with Reddit or 4chan, but they’re just not for me. My 21yo daughter frequents Reddit and I think that’s the case for a lot of the younger generation. Anywho, 8kun is my spot and highly preferable over all of the other places on the interwebs. And Truth Social sucks Bigly, but I have a TS account anyway.

>>18055481

You’re believing nonsense and giving him too much credit for his intellectual abilities. That’s your problem, not mine.