Media attempting the art of pre-bunking reminds me of that time I had to shun an interested female due to her employment choices. She was one of those city inspectors that screws with people for their grass height and whatever -and Anon don't hang out with anyone who carries an kind of badge because they aint your friend. She sent the inspector from my area over to fuck with me.
Suddenly got a bunch of citations on my house, so I did what I always do, and go put them on the desk of the jerk that runs that department so he can look me in the eye to explain them.
Did this right after lunch so they would all be in the office, and I heard from a third party that as soon as I left, the shunned girl ran into her boss's office to tell him what a liar I was …and to learn that I never even mentioned her to him. She ran in there to tell on herself for me.
All the tickets went away, and everyone from that office stayed away from my house for years.
Gonna be fun watching the media screw themselves when they start explaining information they think is going to drop.