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Enter Sandman
Klaas Vaak is a mythical old man, although sometimes he’s shown as a gnome or dwarf, who visits children during the night and sprinkle grains of sand into their eyes to make them sleep and have beautiful dreams. He is said to live on the moon and is often shown flying down through the use of an umbrella, which he carries two of – one that is filled with pictures to inspire vivid, beautiful dreams in good children and the other is blank, so as to make naughty children sleep heavily through the night with no dreams at all.
In some folk tales, he wants to tell children his stories but only tells his stories when children are quiet. So, to get them to be quiet, he creeps into their bedrooms and blows sand into their eyes so that they close and are unable to see him. He then blows on their necks until their heads begin to droop and, when they have finally fallen silent, he whispers his amazing stories to them. These stories are said to inspire the most amazing dreams of sleeping children.
Much like the Witte Wieven, the Sandman, while primarily known as a benevolent spirit, can pose a danger to humans and cause them serious harm. In the 1816 short story by German author, E. T. A. Hoffmann, Der Sandmann, the Sandman throws sand into the eyes of children who cannot sleep. This causes their eyes to fall out so that the Sandman can collect them and feed them to his children on the Moon.
Those who are visited by Klaas Vaak can often tell by the grains of sand (rheum) that are left clinging to their eyes when they awake.
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Urban Dictionary: kanker
Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet. 1. A word describing a deadly disease. 2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme". 3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.