wowzer
What am I looking at? Kabbalah bracelet? fake photo shop green screen?
The mo next to McCarthy is crying
what happened to men?
Maxine
yep
heroes…but leave him be. xo
No wit time for them to go fuck and eat some kids
What if what if what if what if
Kevin McCarthy Just Became Speaker of The House and After almost securing 20 9a measly fucking twenty humans out of 430something) it turns out there are actually 4.
Four fucking people who couldn't be bent or broken.
(Of course there's all of you bastards, but everyone knows this place won't crack)
Looking good, America. We are clearly a degenerate, criminal bunch
eeeeew
>>18095649oooooh…now he's going to get to sit in his new chair with Pelosi slime all over it
so gay
fake q
They'll just dodge it…only republicans and good guys get in trouble nd have to answer legal calls and abide by the law. feels bad, man
Pelosi is hammered
hahahaha
And Jeffries wants to be the next Obama and he makes me puke and he's drunk or has a mouth full of marbles or a speech impediment and so he needs to shut the fuck up
Nope. no more "standing by." Onus is on Q
prove it
HAhahahhahah!
THIS is the only reason anon hangs around this fucking place: it's you, your ridiculous, beautiful bastards. I hate this whole thing. But I lurve you, frens. Fuck this shit, but it's our shit.
WHAT IS THIS GUY BABBLING ABOUT?
What a Buffon, Jeffries. Just got done talking about growing up "a poor black boy, in a poor black neighborhood" - You'd think HE won. He has been talking for 8 minutes…
OH MY GOD…he can't stop.
He's literally doing the alphabet
Maybe he's on to something there, with this L tonight
You win some, you lose some.
If it's too hot, You're too cold.
When you're up, don't look down.
Bring your A game, And leave your worries on the doorstep.
Ring a bell, and be there with bells on
Puh rum puh pum pum, giggidy giggidy
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HAkeeeeeeem Jeffries
Man, white dudes curve saying "Hakeem."
"Stop the rising national Debt"
Like its some sort of natural phenomenon, and not something this asshole JUST ADDED 1.7 TRILLION to last week.
They cheer loudest when he mentions "funding the government"
He chokes over the word "swamp"