WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CHUDS SAY ABOUT ME??
WELL, WELL, WELL…LOOK WHO’S HOLDING THE GAVEL NOW. I DO BELIEVE APOLOGIES ARE IN ORDER, SO LET’S START WITH THE Q-CHUDS. APOLOGIZE FOR “TRYING” TO SABOTAGE MY RUN FOR SPEAKER. APOLOGIZE FOR DOUBTING ME. APOLOGIZE FOR BEING TRAITORS. APOLOGIZE FOR FOLLOWING GAETZ WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOYAL TO ME. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING MY FUCKING FEELINGS!! YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THIS BREAD TO APOLOGIZE OR YOU WILL GO ON A GOVERNMENT WATCHLIST FOR BEING FAR-RIGHT EXTREMISTS. DO NOT (I REPEAT, DO FUCKING NOT) FUCK THIS UP.