Busy day.
~300 military birds in the air over CONUS.
>Eggs are too expensive nowadays for that shit lol
Wait until your neighbor goes to work, and sneak chicken coop and chicks into their back yard.
>Sorry, I'm a dumb ass city slicker, do geese and turkeys lay eggs that people can eat, like chicken do?
Of course.
You can eat a damn ostrich egg if you're hungry enough.