wait but i thought capitalism is jesus
now you are telling me that capitalists want to exploit people for profit
sorry yall i cant keep up
you'll cowards just dont want to work anymore
those reporters cant even say it with a straight face!
also i guess we need to inform everyone that saunas and ice baths are bad for them and that all the science showing the health benefits was wrong all this time.
wait but trust the science still though, its never wrong. well maybe this once. but not really. stop thinking and just do what we say.