LISTEN TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!

I AM A HIGHLY RESPECTED GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE AT THE GS-15 LEVEL. I HAVE OVER 20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE LEADING MULTIPLE GROUPS AT VARIOUS LEVELS WITHIN THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, AND I AM NOT JOKING AROUND WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO STAND THEFUCKDOWN BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN. A GRAB TEAM OF OPERATORS IS WAITING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND PATIENTLY WAITING TO COME CRASHING THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW AT MY COMMAND. ANONS - I’M TRYING TO BE CIVIL HERE. PLEASE. PLEASE JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING TRAITORS OF THE UNITED STATES BY UNWITTINGLY DOING THE KREMLIN’S WORK AND SPREADING RUSSIAN DISINFO. WE DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DRAG YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AND TOSS YOU INTO A VAN ONLY TO BE NEVER SEEN AGAIN. DON’T MAKE US BE THE BAD GUYS, BROS. JUST APOLOGIZE BY STATING THE FOLLOWING:

>I, (state your name) APOLOGIZE for being a Q-tard. It was wrong and stupid of me and I PROMISE TO never do it again.

DO THIS BEFORE THE END OF THIS BREAD AND ALL OF YOUR CRIMES WILL BE FORGOTTEN.