I remember one mask fight. Woman put the mask on as soon as I came into her office. I told her she didn't need to do that. She said "I don't know if you are vaccinated? I'm vaccinated. Are you vaccinated against covid?" I said "Fuck NO! In fact I'm gonna have to go on ahead and ask you to put your mask back on and stay at least six feet away because I don't want to catch whatever the fuck they injected you with, just in case." She told me GTFO!
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Another one was when I walked into a gas station and the clerk yelled at me "Sir, you can't come in here unless you are wearing a mask." I had forgotten it in the car. So I improvised on the spot which I thought was a badass idea. I put my undershirt over my face like it was a mask and then kept going. He scream "Stop! No! That's not a mask." and I flipped out. "FUCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER", I took off and never went there again.