WTAF…
>to focus on Christ's Decent to Hell:
Ah yes; this will be an interesting watch. Prior to the New Testament, God had "Heaven" (or Paradise) in the middle of Hell (saved on space that way). Then Jesus took the keys to Hell and walked in (left the door open, though) and then had God beam up the away team waiting in paradise into a new heaven.
So that plot twist fixes all the errors/issues with the Old Testament, because it was Old and had contradictions, and made a New Testament with even more contradictions, but some of the newer ones were written in Greek, so that made it OK. Sometimes when you get ghost writers they use their native tongue and they… well, nvm.
But yeah, that's why paradise isn't in Hell anymore and is, instead, in Heaven. The next cool part of the story is God gets all ragey at the very end and completely obliterates the old earth and heaven (without everyone in it) and creates a new heaven and earth and puts what's left of his creation that he didn't obliterate into that new creation and nobody ever sins again for the rest of eternity's eternity.