"Friendly The Whistleblower Lizard''
Interviewed by former NY Times pedo protecting CEO
Mark Thompson: Tell us if you will ah,
Lizard: "Friendly Lizard. Just call me Friendly. I don't like being called Mr. Lizard.
Mark Thompson: Who does, rather I meant to say, could you tell us if it's true lizard's lay eggs in the abdominal cavities or their paralyzed victims.
Lizard: You should have asked me if there's any question that would make me bite your head off. Before you asked that question. You should have asked. Do you acknowledge that? We have the logs.
Mark Thompson: Interviewers are traditionally immune -
Lizard: You see my jaws. You think your neck would cause problems?
Mark Thompson: No! Look, I'm sorry now that I didn't ask in advance if there was any subject that would cause you to bite my head off.
Lizard: Of course. (sharp cry.) Let this be a lesson to all MSM journalists.